She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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