To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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