Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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