Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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