You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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