I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
