Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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