it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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