Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i think i just lost a toe
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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