Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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