Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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