Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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