Porn is love you can see.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize