I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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