Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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