A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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