She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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