Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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