May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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