but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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