Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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