Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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