you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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