I'm jealous of your bromance
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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