Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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