He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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