Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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