Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
