Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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