no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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