I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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