Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think a kid would responsible me up
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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