Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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