Fuck appropriateness.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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