why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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