I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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