You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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