I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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