I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
