i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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