And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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