All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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