i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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