no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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