so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
