Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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