Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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