Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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