You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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