I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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