Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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