I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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