white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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