Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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