the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
