If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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