He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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