ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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