i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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